Boys Don’t Like Girls Who Like Football

THEY DON’T! You know how I know? Whenever I meet a Giants fan and I laugh in his face because two years ago they won the Super Bowl, last year they couldn’t make it to the playoffs, and this year they couldn’t win a game, he doesn’t want to fuck me anymore! I wish that…

Miley Cyrus > Pope Francis

One of the most popular people of 2013 has been Pope Francis. He even won Time Magazine’s Person of the Year, beating out Miley Cyrus. Which is bullshit, Miley totally should have won based of the fact alone that I never beat off to the pope naked on a wrecking ball… But any who, I…

Lucky 7: New Year’s Resolutions Edition

It’s that time of the year! We reflect upon our past year and think forward to our future with a goal of living in the present. Ushering in the new year calls on us to connect the whole time continuum, evidently.  In an effort to deflate the stress and maintain the excitement of your annual…

Darwin’s Disappointment

On the train last night, I spotted a man wearing shorts in 22° weather, a girl who had never had a snack in her life, and a whole family of gingers. It suddenly occurs to me: we’ve ruined evolution. With all this advancement in technology, anyone can live! Survival of the fittest doesn’t work if someone can wear flip flops through…

Rachel Lynn Sings

She also talks to NY Social Status about what it’s like going from writing to recording. Consensus is, it’s crazy. Baltimore native, Rachel Lynn, has been classically trained, relocated to New York to spend all her pennies on music and has been writing up a storm since the release of her first EP, a self-titled,…

Lucky 7

Here’s the Lucky 7 for 12/20/13-12/22/13 1) The Night Out: Had enough of Mariah Carey’s Christmas tunes? Kick it with old school Mariah, along with Sugar Ray, Will Smith, boys bands and angsty chick rockers at The Bellhouse’s “Party Like It’s 1999” dance party. A staple in the Bellhouse seasonal repertoire, this edition is commemorating the…

Track By Track: The Griswolds

The Griswolds are here just in time for the holidays! But instead of pulling Christmas trees from a frozen ground with their bare hands, this Australian five piece is bringing their eclectic sound to Brooklyn Bowl.  Let’s go track by track, shall we? The album’s opener and title track is “Heart of a Lion”.  In…

The LoveHowl Strikes…Again?

Remember that one band I wrote about last year? The one with the one song and the talent and the “24 reasons” to show some love (and howl..)? Yeah, they’re releasing their first EP, and it’s so awesome that one release party wasn’t enough. So Sunday night at Piano’s in the Lower East Side, The…

Recap: Cherub Improv Gala

What do you get when you combine an improv troupe with a group home full of spunky elderly citizens? Just one of the many reasons behind the third annual Cherub Improv Gala, “Angels Among Us.” Founded roughly eight years ago by a group of three friends including Jonathan Evan Goldberg, Steve Van Ooteghem and Joy Purver, Cherub Improv…

Lucky 7

Here’s the Lucky 7 for 12/13/13-12/15/13 1) The Night Out: As a metalhead, the only experience I’ve found comparable to roughing the most brutal of mosh pits is navigating midtown during the holiday season. Looking to dive into the holidays but avoid the shopping circus that runs from Macy’s to Bryant Park? Climb aboard one…

I’ll Mourn Who I Want!

I am really tired of being told who I am allowed to mourn. The recent trend on the Facebook is whenever a celebrity dies you have the people with their friendly rest in peace status, then you have the people, “8 SOLDIERS DIED AND YOU DON’T KNOW THEIR NAMES!!” Dude, neither do you, if it…

Body Shaming: A National Epidemic

If there is one thing I am tired of lately it is of this culture of body shaming that we have created. Overweight and out of shape chicks are constantly posting links to articles on Facebook showing “real bodies.” It is always a gallery full of fat chicks and implies that any woman who is…