Editorial: The Grand Old Douchebags

I am ENRAGED at Republicans once again. In the last week we have seen major efforts to destroy women’s rights at the hands of Texas Governor Rick Perry who is trying to force massive reform to abortion laws that would essentially force all abortion clinics in Texas to close, through the state legislature during “special…

I Give Up.

Unfortunately, I have come full circle to the realization that Barack Obama is terrible. In light of recent scandals that show the hypocrite he has turned into I hate this guy as much as I hated George W. Bush. I have learned they are the same guy. Obama ran in 2008 as a bright eyed…

Introducing The Options.

This past Wednesday the 5th of October many Americans (myself included) tuned in to watch the highly informative jerk off fest we like to call the Presidential Debates. If you’re like me you watch this charade with a knot in your chest, acid in your stomach and pure disgust on your face. But every four…