Lucky 7: In Defense of Metal

The intention of this article is to serve as an Op Ed to Ethan Fixell’s article on MTV’s Guy Code. Just kidding. I’m looking to shred this misogynistic, piece of shit, piece of “writing” like John Petrucci shreds a the end of To Live Forever live. I don’t know what’s been in the water lately, but…

Way To Go Men

  Today I am proud to be a man as the bidding war on taking the virginity of a sex doll has reached $105,000. That’s right, I repeat the bidding war to take the virginity of a fake woman sex doll has reached $105,000. Now this isn’t just any old sex doll, this is a…

Top 8 Things to do to Get Over a Breakup in NYC

Stuck in a rut? Can’t get over a past relationship? Here’s a quick list of things to do to get over a breakup in NYC: 1. Try a new look. A new haircut and a new outfit is a great way to a fresh start. Reminding yourself you still can bring sexy back is your…

50 Shades of Grey Area

That damn awkward grey area is THE WORST. You all know what I’m talking about. The grey area is between the “change your Facebook relationship status”  of definition and lies smack in the middle of “should you go on another OK Cupid date”. Dating, especially in today’s social media filled world, is hard. The grey area…

TMI Facebookers

Alright guys, I am going to go off on a little rant. Not because I am annoyed with someone specifically, but I am hoping that SOMEONE out there will read this who is guilty of what I am about to explain, and that SOMEONE will be forever changed. ….and if not then those who know…

…Sex Robots?

Dear Huffington Post, WTF? Although I understand it is your duties as a media source to bring about what is the biggest scoop, your theory on sex robots leaves me confused and a little weirded out. From the 11/9 article on Huffington Post,  it is explained that another website, Transhumanity, explained that the key to living longer…

We’re All Prostitutes

I have a belief that as humans we all tend to prostitute ourselves at certain times in our lives. Business transactions are a form of prostitution. Lawyers fighting for something they don’t believe in: a form of prostitution. Women hanging around on street corners to give some middle aged lonely guy his 5 minutes….okay DEFINITELY…

Like Kissing a Corpse

I picked the title of this article not only because we’re a week exactly from Halloween (my favorite holiday), but in lieu of several (and I mean SEVERAL) encounters in the recent weeks of blind/online dates with bad breath..I decided to write about it. I highly suggest friends that you take a minute and do the…

If They Like You….

If they like you, they will find you. The “what IFs” have been my mantra lately and I’m tired of excuses. If they like you, they will call. Excuse: “But what if he’s shy” -Then he will Facebook, tweet, like your instagram posts, etc.  We are in a technology obsessed world that makes it easy…

The Faux FWB

There’s nothing more that annoys me than someone who pretends to be something they aren’t. Unfortunately, one of the most notorious stereotypes is the Faux Friends with Benefits. This suspect character is the type that goes along with the plan, but has a strategy of hoping to win the other person over. They’re sneaky, snarky,…