TV Is My Boyfriend

I’m in love for the second time. But this one just feels right. This time, TV is my boyfriend. I can’t even explain it, there’s just something about TV that I’m so drawn to! And I told myself I would never open my heart up again, but here I am. I just can’t get enough.…

Birthday Resolutions

Today’s my birthday! Well, only if you’re reading this article today. If you’re reading it tomorrow or the day after, then it’s my belated birthday. Either way, the occurrence of my birthday means a few things: #1. 24 years, 9 months, and 5 days ago, my dad was using this line: “You know what they…

The Resolutions Series: My New Year’s Resolution

The writer’s of NY Social Status thought long and hard about their New Year’s Resolutions. As those dream big with aspirations of love and money, we decided to document the first days/month post our New Year’s bliss. Read Comedy/Pop Culture Writer Ryan Houssein’s recap of how he survived the first few days post his resolution…

Darwin’s Disappointment

On the train last night, I spotted a man wearing shorts in 22° weather, a girl who had never had a snack in her life, and a whole family of gingers. It suddenly occurs to me: we’ve ruined evolution. With all this advancement in technology, anyone can live! Survival of the fittest doesn’t work if someone can wear flip flops through…

Lucky 7

Here’s the Lucky 7 for 12/13/13-12/15/13 1) The Night Out: As a metalhead, the only experience I’ve found comparable to roughing the most brutal of mosh pits is navigating midtown during the holiday season. Looking to dive into the holidays but avoid the shopping circus that runs from Macy’s to Bryant Park? Climb aboard one…

Body Shaming: A National Epidemic

If there is one thing I am tired of lately it is of this culture of body shaming that we have created. Overweight and out of shape chicks are constantly posting links to articles on Facebook showing “real bodies.” It is always a gallery full of fat chicks and implies that any woman who is…

A Letter To My One True Love.

Samantha Lynn Goudie, will you marry me? Every once in a while I come across a truly inspirational story that puts a smile on my face and makes me believe there are some good people out there. This morning while perusing my go-to news site the Huffington Post, I came across an article about the…

Liquid Lapdance Pants…

Finally! We can officially put the contest for world’s best invention to bed. Sliced bread will no longer be the standard that inventors must live up to. We have now made it easier to ejaculate in your pants at strip clubs. No longer will mesh shorts and no underwear be the every man’s uniform for…

Rain’s New Crew Cracks Up Broadway Comedy

I don’t have to be convinced to spend a few hours listening to funny people, so when I was invited to Rain Pryor’s Funnier than Fiction last Friday, I grabbed my arm candy, publicist and all around awesome lady, Kate, and headed to Hell’s Kitchen. Thanks to Pryor’s debut lineup, I wasn’t disappointed. The first show produced by…

Old People Are Annoying.

Is there anything more annoying than conversing with an old person or a child? Children are stupid and their stories suck, everyone knows that. But old people for some reason get a pass, we let them drone on and on about how difficult their childhood was. We listen to their word for word recounts of…

The “Wingman” James Holeva Hits NYC 6/14

After touring throughout the East Coast, the Wingman is back in New York City on June 14th. Coming off of the success of his book, “The Wingman Chronicles”,  James Holeva will be performing at Stage 72 his comedy act, as well as signing copies of his book.  Holeva  brings “the art of being a Wingman”,…

Anne Frank Hefner?

As you probably know if you read my piece about the fascist group One Million Moms I tend to despise the PTA/soccer mom personality and this woman in Michigan has done nothing to change my mind about that. Dreadful Gail Horalek has recently filed a complaint with the Northville School District that the unedited version…

Actors and Entertainment Party on 5/2

Do you like music? Acting? Comedy? Are you yourself an aspiring actor or actress? Then you have to attend The Actors and Entertainment Party on Thursday, May 2nd at 7pm. It’s a great place for up and coming actors and actresses to network with industry insiders and the event is being produced by The Set NYC.…

One Million Reasons to STFU.

Recently, Victoria’s Secret has come under fire from parents for their “Bright Young Things” underwear line. Parents are saying the line of lingerie targets young girls and is trying to sell sex to their children, although VS has clearly stated the line is aimed towards college aged girls. The slogans on the underwear are causing…