Darwin’s Disappointment

On the train last night, I spotted a man wearing shorts in 22° weather, a girl who had never had a snack in her life, and a whole family of gingers. It suddenly occurs to me: we’ve ruined evolution. With all this advancement in technology, anyone can live! Survival of the fittest doesn’t work if someone can wear flip flops through…

Hey Sandy, wtf?

For any of you who may have been living under the biggest, most elevated rock in all the land, our fair city has just endured one hell of a hurricane. Thankfully, none of our writers have suffered serious damages, but in many parts of the city and tri-state area, the same cannot be said. As…